Joss Whedon’s Avengers commentary

Drink with me to days gone by
Can it be you fear to die?
Will the world remember you
When you fall?
Could it be your death
Means nothing at all?
Is your life just one more lie?

melonhead365:

3ridan:

wordsbeenspoken:

3ridan:

one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed. They won’t feel the knife wound and just think you hit them.’ And my mum is still the most metal person in my life today.

I like ur mom

thanks i’ll tell her

holy shit

rum-n-cock:

cathwey:

bullet-train-to-osaka:

Should I, tumblr? Should I?

Yes

do it for Adam and Steve 

colinfirth:

magalimoon:

#how could i resist a superhero whose weapon of choice is a shield

#guys #this is why I love steve so much #his weapon isn’t even a fucking weapon #his weapon is defense not offense #his goddamn weapon? is safety #is protection #is protecting himself and others #he takes every hit and he takes every punch #but his weapon after all this time is protection #jesus christ I think I just started crying

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

shotout to those followers who join your new fandoms instead of unfollowing you

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her passion. Lilo was passionate about everything she ever did. She was passionate about Elvis, about feeding the ocean fish sandwiches, about making friends, about taming Stitch, and about Hula. Look at her smile. She is the only one who seems to be truly enjoying what she’s doing. It adds life. Passion is life. It’s vitality. It’s amazing. Be a Lilo.

idclimbyoulikeabarricade:

demondetoxmanual:

mishaswhore:

sheewolf85:

What if the trials are turning Sam into an angel? Then Dean will figure out how to become one, too.  Then Sam, Dean, and Cas can be Charlie’s angels.

Sam, Dean, & Cas: Good morning Charlie. Charlie Bradbury: Good morning bitches.

sannguine:

castielinablanket:

steampoweredcupcake:

giraffesonparade:

amazingincrediblespiderhulk:

sorveharth:

OH MY GOD THEY’RE COPYCATS

I thought they were getting “Cat Scans”

I bet they left a lot of “paw prints”

They’re duplicats

These cat puns are purrfect.

daisyfairy:

my current mentality is “im sad and i hate myself but i have to get good grades”

londonphile:

Sherlock filming for The Sign of Three [Source]

#setlock

asgardian-angels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

ditch-able-prom-date:

richard-sp8-jr:

deanwinchesterisanangelcondom:

richard-sp8-jr:

did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them

please tell me that you’re joking

nope

whoa

bloODY HELL WHAT

hiddlesbatchlove:

gnuliet:

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are